July 31, 2006
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28 photos
July 24, 2006
For some reason I decided to type Beam's name into a Google search. This was the first result. I never knew you were this gay. The guy even looks like you. And this quote certainly sounds like something you would say. Fag!
"Nature is my source of inspiration. As a child, I would spend all my free time in the outdoors, fishing and hunting. The smell of wet leaves and the damp earth are revisited each time I open a bag of clay. These past memories along with today’s experiences are the inspirations of the artwork I create. "
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76 photos
Kim, Elizabeth, Grandma, Aunt Kelly and I went to the Cubs game Friday. It was really hot and rained really hard for a 1/2 hour in the 5th inning. Elizabeth fell asleep while Kim was holding her on the concourse while we waited for the rain to stop. It was pretty ridiculous since there were several thousand people packed in there. After that, we went to Navy Pier and walked around and had dinner. The pirates made Elizabeth cry.
June 24, 2006
OK, it took me about a month to catch on but I finally have. As I sit here at work (12:53 am), I am finally able to go back and read some of the comments from the past 6 weeks. My message is this: Beam and Korf, you are NOT to carry on conversations with my sister. Please keep the comments to each other, and please keep those comments on the topic of Hall and Oates and your fascination with 'staches. That is all... for now. FYI... I am not kidding!
June 20, 2006
This is pretty much the best thing on television these days. At Christmas I asked Beam if he had HBO. He scoffed at this "ridiculous" question because he doesn't "need a movie channel". You're an idiot my friend. Clearly you need to start thinking outside the box (and by box I mean your huge square head), because HBO has probably the best programming on today. As I said, this is probably the best show on TV, followed by Sopranos and Curb Your Enthusiasm (any idea when that season starts?). This week's Entourage was probably the best episode of the series. Fortunately for me there are still episodes that I haven't seen. I'm waiting for a rainy day, and that will be an awesome day.
June 19, 2006
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I've had 2 days off in the past 6 weeks. Screw the lot of you!
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Apparently everyone misses my deligtful insight and musings. So I guess I need to start talkin' shit again.
I decided to stop posting due to the apparent lack of interest. It had been some time since anyone had commented on anything I had to say. I also received word from my brother that he had grown quite bored of what I had to say. He added that my Uncle (you know who you are) had expressed the same sentiment. Well, here's big FU to the 2 of you.
Next I would like to comment on this post by Korf:
By the by, Dan, when did you make the conscious decision to post nothing but baby pictures? I mean, isn't a title change in order. And I'm not talking about a Finger Poke of Doom type.
First of all, I told you to cut that "By the by" shit out. We don't talk like that around these parts. And by these parts i mean not Fag Land where you dwell. Second, what the hell is a "Finger Poke of Doom"? It sounds very scary, and yet kind of fun. Third, since when do you refer to my by my first name? Please stop immediately.
Beam. That was an excellent idea. I thought of it some time ago, but never got around to it. So without further ado.....
Korf actually looks more like Bob Maddox in this picture (see 1991 UL football media guide).
Now if you'll excuse me, I just bought Hall and Oates Greatest Hits and have some listening to do. Later bitches.