Cut it out now!!!

I guess we'll have to take this to AIM.

OK, I was kidding.  No need to take this to AIM.

Kerpal: You do not tell me 'damn right'. You do not swear at me. [under breath] I am going to kill you.
Daughter: You 're going to kill us!?
Kerpal: No, not, I'm just kidding!

protective older brother, you are so scary. at least you didnt yell at me, just them.

Yeah,  Maggie was the protagonist in all this.

oh yeah, im the one to blame. whatever man!

Korf, have you decided if you are going to Lollapalooza?  What day are you going up?

I don't know.  Maggie, are you going to be there?

Yeah, I'm going.  I'll probably head up on Thursday after work.

Beam- you are an idiot, she's the instigator not protagonist.  Also, you can just send Korf an e-mail if you have a direct question for him that has nothing to do with anyone else.  Or are you between e-mail accounts again because the FBI has once again traced you trying to lure 12 year old boys to your house with the promises of candy and blumpkins? 

protagonist

One entry found for protagonist.

Main Entry: pro·tag·o·nist
Pronunciation: prO-'ta-g&-nist
Function: noun
Etymology: Greek prOtagOnistEs, from prOt- prot- + agOnistEs competitor at games, actor, from agOnizesthai to compete, from agOn contest, competition at games -- more at AGONY
1 a : the principal character in a literary work (as a drama or story) b : a leading actor, character, or participant in a literary work or real event
2 : a leader, proponent, or supporter of a cause : CHAMPION
3 : a muscle that by its contraction actually causes a particular movement

Korf- what movie/book/other media is that quote from?

Dan,
Lollapallooza?

ah korf, you will really suceed in pissing off my brother.. which can be a very fun task.

Dan, you make me uncomfortable with your dirty talk about your sister.

3 : a muscle that by its contraction actually causes a particular movement

Is there any way that I can just visit Kim when I am up in Chicago and avoid you completely?

When are you going to be here?

Maggie,

I have no idea what you're talking about.  I'd never try to intentionally piss off one of my friends.  We can continue this discussion at Lollapalooza.

Beam,

No worries, my friend.  Dan makes it a point to not come to the city when his friends are in town.  Even if they made the trip up there to stay with him.  You're safe.

I asked Korf on this blog clearly in hopes that Maggie would then decide to come with us.  I already knew that Korf was more than likely going.

Dan,

See #3 from dictionary.com

pro·tag·o·nist (pr-tg-nst)

1. The main character in a drama or other literary work.
2. In ancient Greek drama, the first actor to engage in dialogue with the chorus, in later dramas playing the main character and some minor characters as well.
3. 1. A leading or principal figure.
   2. The leader of a cause; a champion

...although I do think instigator is a good term for Maggie too.

now who is getting all the attention? and i am NO instigator mr. 'here have another rum and coke in the limo and all of our champage'

and Beam, make sure not to vomit in downtown chicago, although it sounds like fun.. its not.

"mr. 'here have another rum and coke in the limo and all of our champagne'"
BAhahahQHAhAhaHGHgGhHHAAahaha!

Oh there was a game plan from day 1 regarding the wedding.  Corrupt Maggie and watch Dan squirm.  I didn't see you turning down anything little miss innocent.  I think you ended up drinking more than us in the limo and then fighting with your boyfriend the rest of the night.

Now I know the truth.  Thank you boys for opening my eyes about my baby.

mom,

It is about time you saw the real Dan.

This is why I quit posting on this blog!

Korf and I really aren't coming up to Chicago for a "concert."  Lollapalooza is our code for an another intervention with Dan. 

And you don't want to know what "intervention with Dan" is code for.

from the sounds of that, it could be dirty, and thus you are right we do not want to know.. sickos.

and your so-called corruption of me came a little too late, i had one year of college under my belt... although im sure dan probably told you that i was like 13 or something, so you didnt really know what you were getting yourselves into.

I have so many amusing quips to insert here, but they are all either too innuendo-laden or I'm throwing someone else under the bus.  The lot of you will never know the amount of restraint I'm exercising at the moment.

I was wondering if you were going to throw out a comment about:

"dan probably told you that i was like 13 or something, so you didnt really know what you were getting yourselves into"

Best to leave it alone.  I'm pretty sure Dan would try and kill us (and I don't mean "kill" metaphorically).

I would however, like a t-shirt with that quote and a pic of Maggie on it so I could wear it around Dan.

Beam,

The interweb is awesome.  Check your g-mail.

nice, thats about all i have to say here... nice

Korf,

Thanks for the t-shirt template.  I will start mass production ASAP.

Korf,

Say you weren't like that bozo in the beer commercial, trying to stay after work one full minute or acting like he cared what his girlfriend was talking about, before he took a drink.  I can see you now, falling over in agony after having to force yourself to close the blog for fear of what might "creep" out of your fingertips.

Wow, guess I coulda just said what I really meant.........................

HI!

Kyle,

HI!