May 20, 2006

Apparently everyone misses my deligtful insight and musings. So I guess I need to start talkin' shit again.

I decided to stop posting due to the apparent lack of interest. It had been some time since anyone had commented on anything I had to say. I also received word from my brother that he had grown quite bored of what I had to say. He added that my Uncle (you know who you are) had expressed the same sentiment. Well, here's big FU to the 2 of you.

Next I would like to comment on this post by Korf:

By the by, Dan, when did you make the conscious decision to post nothing but baby pictures? I mean, isn't a title change in order. And I'm not talking about a Finger Poke of Doom type.

First of all, I told you to cut that "By the by" shit out. We don't talk like that around these parts. And by these parts i mean not Fag Land where you dwell. Second, what the hell is a "Finger Poke of Doom"? It sounds very scary, and yet kind of fun. Third, since when do you refer to my by my first name? Please stop immediately.

Beam. That was an excellent idea. I thought of it some time ago, but never got around to it. So without further ado.....

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Korf actually looks more like Bob Maddox in this picture (see 1991 UL football media guide).

Now if you'll excuse me, I just bought Hall and Oates Greatest Hits and have some listening to do. Later bitches.

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30 comments have been posted.
Member
Posted on May 21, 2006 at 2:06 PM
Why do you feel the need to make fun of our President Korfy?
korf
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 9:57 PM
Soooooooo close, yet so far away. 

Danny,

The Finger Poke of Doom is when Nash laid down for Hogan after a measly poke to the chest, reforming the nWo. 
korf
Posted on May 23, 2006 at 12:13 AM
Oh, what a cutie!  Oh wait, wrong thread.
maggie
Posted on May 25, 2006 at 7:24 PM

lets here you sing korf.

korf
Posted on May 25, 2006 at 11:57 PM
Did you hear it?  I sang as loud as I could, hoping it would carry across this great state of PA.  Yeah?  Remember that?  (Yeah) When Korf sang across Pennsylvania? (Yeah) Yeah...
Member
Posted on May 27, 2006 at 8:54 AM
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Member
Posted on May 27, 2006 at 8:55 AM

Of course you all know I meant President of NAMBLA.

korf
Posted on May 27, 2006 at 10:57 PM
tee hee... your name is "member."  heh...
maggie
Posted on May 30, 2006 at 11:24 PM
i did hear you sing, it made its way. it was great. you are now ALMOST as sexy as chris.
korf
Posted on May 31, 2006 at 8:02 PM
:blush:

Take that, Beam!
maggie
Posted on May 31, 2006 at 11:56 PM

aww does Beam need some attention too?

korf
Posted on June 1, 2006 at 9:18 AM
No, no, no.  Let's keep the focus on my sexiness.  That or Hall and Oates.
maggie
Posted on June 1, 2006 at 6:23 PM

someone's greedy.

korf
Posted on June 1, 2006 at 8:23 PM
How so?  I said we could talk about Hall & Oates!
maggie
Posted on June 1, 2006 at 8:53 PM

haha, ok. in that case its a tough choice as to which topic i should go with here.

Coffey
Posted on June 2, 2006 at 11:47 PM
do all of us a favor and go with Hall and Oates.
korf
Posted on June 3, 2006 at 3:16 AM
I'm too sexy for this blog.
maggie
Posted on June 3, 2006 at 4:05 PM
well now that was just plain cheesy.
maggie
Posted on June 3, 2006 at 4:06 PM
any sexiness is now revoked.
korf
Posted on June 5, 2006 at 4:31 AM
Okay, now that this has been settled, can we talk about Hall & Oates?  You might think from my earlier comment that my favorite of their tracks would be "So Close."  You'd be wrong.  It's good, but it's not in the same league as "I Can't Go For That" or "You Make My Dreams."  And Mr. Oates's mustache is certainly Hall of Fame worthy. 
Beam
Posted on June 5, 2006 at 8:41 AM
Damn you Korf.
Beam
Posted on June 5, 2006 at 9:12 AM
I like "attention"
Beam
Posted on June 5, 2006 at 9:14 AM
I give this thread another 5 hours before Dan catches us talking to his sister and deletes the whole thing.
korf
Posted on June 5, 2006 at 12:37 PM
Don't worry, Maggie.  I'm pretty sure Dan doesn't post here anymore.
maggie
Posted on June 5, 2006 at 4:23 PM
haha, it actaully crossed my mind that dan would do just that. at least post something about it pissing him off. and i just looked, mr oates doesnt have a mustache, its mr hall... get your facts straight here. and his hair is just as classic as the stache.
korf
Posted on June 5, 2006 at 4:46 PM
Maggie,
You're obviously too young to recall the glory days of one John Oates.  He most certainly had a HoF stache in his heyday.  He could have been a great football coach.  A simple google image search will prove me correct.  Plus, I'm never wrong when it comes to the moustaches. 
korf
Posted on June 5, 2006 at 4:48 PM
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://photos.friendster.com/photos/40/37/8987304/3953595638340m.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.friendster.com/useropen.php%3Fuid%3D8987304&h=254&w=200&sz=10&tbnid=3L6R_wGK9A-7xM:&tbnh=106&tbnw=83&hl=en&start=7&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djohn%2Boates%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG
maggie
Posted on June 5, 2006 at 6:10 PM
ok, ok. im sorry. if youre that into it, maybe you should just shave your beard and go with a stache as well. 
korf
Posted on June 6, 2006 at 1:50 AM
Oh jeez, don't give Dan a reason to devote yet another thread to pictures of me.  That was the worst week ever. 
Beam
Posted on June 7, 2006 at 7:22 PM
What are you talking about Korf.  That pic of you with the full 'stache is classic.
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