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The only thing I even recognized was "gay porn".  The L word is one of my favs.  But I'm just happy to see Little Lizzie.

This seems to be looking like it may blow up in my face.  Therefore I am launching a pre-emptive strike:  Beam, you are not permitted to discuss lesbians with my Mom.  Mom- don't worry about what the other two are and please don't do any research to find out.

dan i really like your use of the word pre-emptive, as well as the actual pre-emptive strike. nice.

I agree. Way to nip that in the bud Rego.  Though your mom's response probably made me laugh more than anything you've posted thus far on your blog.

You know if Brokeback Mountain was about a couple of girls I would have gone to see it with Mrs. R!

I would like to through out the question...  Why is your brother so much cooler than you?  Did he learn from your mistakes?

I meant throw

I had to look up nambla, which I recognized that right away once I saw the name of the website (notice I said name of the website... I did not go onto it.) and scat films.  Thanks for gettin my back Beam.  Good lookin out.

And I recognized it right away because of my job... there are a lot of sick fucks out there... and we report on them all the time.  I remembered that from a story once I saw what it stood for.

Clearly my brother's posts answer your (beam) question.  He is clearly not cooler than me.  "I know about NAMBLA from my job".  What my brother failed to mention was that his "job" is as a janitor at an all boys orphanage during the day and a jizz mopper by night.

Matt is cooler than Danny......that's like saying sulfur smells better than skunk.

http://www.wimp.com/bell/

Dan, post a section on this.

I wonder if "Anonymous" is none other than Coffey?

i actually thought it was jamie b/c he called him Danny... no one calls him danny (that i know of) besides family. unless he and coffey have a cute little special relationship with cuter names for one another. and i think its possible that neither of them are as cool as me.

Queen

Dan and I talked the other night... both of us said it's Jamie.

So for the record, Anonymous is NOT Coffey.   Calling Regan "Danny" would be even weirder than calling him "Dan",  or calling Beam "Brian", or Korf....well, we all know Korf doesn't even have a first name.... but you get the point. 

I am the Queen... but i has been a looong time since its been used.. good to hear again.

Dan is clearly the biggest Queen in the Regan family.

This is the best posting yet.

Who is this man of mystery?

i agree with anonymous... but yeah no need to be scared to show your true feelings and not share your identity

It could be Michelle or Terry or someone from their families.

By the way mom... just keep it as mom... no need to add Janet afterwards.  I don't care who looks at the site... your name is mom.

I keep forgetting that Mr. Regan's name is Dan too.  I need to be more specific when I am busting on little Dan.  I don't want to risk getting my ass kicked next time I am up in Pittsburgh because big Dan thought I was calling him a queen. 

Speaking of the next time I am in Pittsburgh...  I have been trying to talk Dan and Kim into going to Pittsburgh for Thanksgiving.  I will be up there and U of L plays at Pitt the Saturday of Thanksgiving weekend.

Sounds like a great idea to me.

...The game or getting my ass kicked by big Dan?

 All of the above.

Beam... I wouldn't worry about my dad... my mom could kick your ass.

Matt...What is your job if you are "reporting on them all the time"?  Do you pose as a 12 year old girl in chat rooms all day?

Bring it on Mama Regan!

apparently we all hated Dan's topics.. this has more posting than all the others put together.

My screen name is freshteenie... and yes I do pose as a young girl... in fact, I busted the press secretary for the Dept. of Homeland Security, Brian Doyle... yeah that was me.  No, we don't report on Nambla all the time.... we report on sickos all the time... only one time do I remember Nambla.  I haven't spoken to you since Dan and Kim's wedding by the way... actually, not true... I saw you at the Cincy-Steelers game last season (not the one where we won the Super Bowl... we're the champs now).  Congratulations on getting married, I'm just sorry it's to Beam.

NORTH AMERICAN MAN-BOY LOVE ASSOCIATION (NAMBLA)!!!!!!  Where the hell did you find that one!  I had to ask someone one what NAMBLA meant.  You a twisted little freak Dan Regan.

...and Matt quit hitting on Denise.

Beam, it took you 8 days to comment on the fact that you didnt know what NAMBLA was and to call dan a freak, which he clearly is. where have you been?!?!?!

I'll quit hitting on Denise when you stop pretending like you "Didn't know" what Nambla was.

By the way Beam... if your idea of hitting on someone is talking about Nambla with a married woman... how the hell did you ever manage to get married?

Oh, like you knew what NAMBLA was the whole time Mags.

I retract my previous statement that Matt is cooler than Dan.  I should have listened to Anonymous.

no i didnt know what NAMBLA was, i looked it up... but the first day, not 8 days later. i am however becomming concerned. i thought this was some sort of inside joke with you and dan, but since you didnt know what it meant, matt didnt, i didnt, thank goodness my mom didnt... why does dan?!
Dan- why is it that you are so familiar with this term that no one else seems to be aquainted with?? and why did none of us question Dan's loyalty to the NAMBLA community, until i am now?!

Good one Maggie... I'm starting to see a witty side to you that I didn't know you had in you.  By the way... what the fuck's up with the pink background? Is that some sort of Nambla pride thing or something?

yes, i find that this website allows us all to see a side of one another that we might not usually see. but i am a very sarcastic (or if you want to call me witty, go ahead). agreed about the pink background. i mean i get the Easter festive-ness, but enough gay-ness

Clearly Beam's "ignorance" is a ruse intended to try and decive us all.  On more than one ocassion while I lived with him on 3rd St. I heard the cries of young Vietnamese boys drifting through the slats on his folding doors that thinly veiled his torturous love den.  It was on these nights that I cried the most, not because of the unspeakable attrocities that transpired not 10 feet from my room, but because I was too afraid to do anything about it.  Afraid that if I did my fate would be worse than that of 10 year Han Sun Li.  The thing I like the most about this post is that it has given my entire family the opportunity to relentlessly bash Beam and treat him like the trash he is.  The pink was soley for the Easter season.  Hopefully everyone likes this drab new color scheme.  Happy?

Does anyone have a fucking quarter?

Maggie - Would it kill you to take a shower or at least comb your hair before you go to visit your niece?  Those pictures of you with Elizabeth, Dan just posted make you look like you are homeless.

Freshteenie - What are the odds you going to be at your parents for Thanksgiving?  I am almost definately going to be in Pittsburgh that weekend.   Let me know  and I'll pick up a  ticket for the U of L game with us.

well beam, thank you very much. the first few pics i was nice and clean, but day two i didnt get to shower until muck later  b/c dan refused to care for his own child for 20 so i could shower. i agree that i look like shit, but thanks for the boost of confidence there.

p.s. why did you post that here rather than on that page??

I will definitely be there.  I would say pick me one up... if I can't use it... I'll find someone who can.  But it shouldn't be a problem.